I am an unreliable, foot-dragging, moronic dunce!
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I’m an elf, not a hippy!
Try and look cool everybody!
I love the smell of emails in the morning.
We’re talking mass redundancies! Aaaaagh!
Dragging the rest of us go-getters down.
Go to your room with all the other stuff I’m ashamed of!
Huuuuge responsibility! Tiny little shoulders.
A sloppy and haphazard staging of weak material.
Was it buckgrass or wheatbuck salad?
Captain, we seem to be infected with some kind of lethargy virus!
All of the world’s libraries and emporiums in a single magnificent volume!
Suppress that thought, crew, that’s an order!
We’ll be roaming the streets, shouting at the pigeons!
But it’s all a bit morbid isn’t it? Thinking about death all the time?
Julia thinks we’re an idiot!
No more soggy stains and ugly socks!
This is Billy Big Ears! Have some respect!
Five years of presentation training in two minutes.
We can’t all just drop what we’re doing and be kind – we’re on the clock here!
Don’t you EVER put Science in inverted commas!
We’re gonna need a smoothie transfusion!
If I get my claws into you now, your day is screwed…
Children of the 6th Realm! Let the Power guide us!
I think your positive policy may be having a negative effect on us all.
We’d like to opt-out of the cloning programme!
Sunshine and positivity right up till midday.
Chief fungineer at your service!
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