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I didn’t go wrong! It was bad luck…
It’s fine. It’s just…banter.
‘Bezzies forever, love Bad Leader.’
Uh, there’s a…mouse? And he’s…in a submarine.
Jimmy, let’s keep this between us
Rachel will breathe when I tell her to breathe!
Don’t tell them about the specials board now! I’m wrapping this up!
Now that’s insensitive
We don’t really have a mentoring culture down here
Leading a team
Ok. Call me when this gets a bit more strategic.
Sit down and tie yourself up again!
Face down in the river of regret
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Evil Club!
It’s the coolest thing since roller skates
Why don’t we just sign off on this and go and have a martini?
Just send them all off on courses
Sorry – I get annoying when I’m nervous.
‘Any ideas’?! is not a sharply focussed question
Three against one, you don’t stand a chance
Clean up on aisle three please!
If you were puppy, I’d put you DOWN!
But it’s boring! There I said it.
But it’s not against the law, technically?
All the thinking has clogged up my brain pipe
I now rule over you all from the fourth floor