Nice and long – good
POP-ping your pants
Hold the sausages
Now drink five espressos
Get your message across
But I hate talking to people!
Managing your time effectively
Guh Duh Puh Ruh
It’s closer than you think.
Nod, nod… Wink wink.
Deal with complaints effectively
A load of tat glued together
I think I’m getting dizzy
It’s the pen that’s defective, not me!
He’s literally a customer processing machine!
Oh, no, not you.
Gravity + Complacency = Bad
Taking care of the little things so they can’t come back and bite us later.
We need your precious, fleshy hands and eyes to work without pause, forever.
Human Resource Two is in detention today for chasing a girl with a pooey stick.
DESK BOMB!
Both legs shattered, but don’t worry about it. It’s nothing!
You can control time… and you use it to sell bathroom cleaner??
I am NOT a war criminal!
All that pain is out there waiting for you! So good luck!
Learn how to work as part of a team
But it’s not against the law, technically?
All the thinking has clogged up my brain pipe
I now rule over you all from the fourth floor
Clean up on aisle three please!
If you were puppy, I’d put you DOWN!
Subtitles on taps
That’s not what we pay you for
Our ‘so called’ team
Give people confidence in the value of their job.
I’ll give him a ‘personal issue’!
I didn’t want a sandwich!!
Praise be!
Improving staff performance
I’m too busy, you know… performing!?
Know your facts
The perfect appraisal interview
Diagnosis Performance
Learn how to manage a project
Managing change
Colours are a fad…they won’t catch on
Bury it with all the other projects we don’t talk about
Yes to the action, no to the plan
Leading a project team
Sales with service
Ten seconds flat. Make mine an egg and cress.
He doesn’t need office supplies he needs a carer!
Well, let’s go and kick his door in.
Sales with service
What do you mean by “pointy end”?
Who’s side are you on?! Just pick one!
It’s been a big change… for all of us!
I’m just not hearing you.
Are you saying there’s pork in these pants?
You may as well put up a sign saying ‘no foreigners’!
Mental, isn’t it!
Taking the guesswork out of recruitment
Taking the guesswork out of recruitment
Taking the guesswork out of recruitment
Sunshine and positivity right up till midday.
Chief fungineer at your service!
Harness the amazing benefits of my seven step Productivity Power Play Package!
Don’t you EVER put Science in inverted commas!
We’re gonna need a smoothie transfusion!
If I get my claws into you now, your day is screwed…
I don’t have time for this
Beat stress with burgers?
Running around in circles
The basics of business finance.
I could do without you today
Managing stress