He’s literally a customer processing machine!
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Thanks for calling the coastguard – goodbye!
It’s the pen that’s defective, not me!
I think I’m getting dizzy
Ooh that stings!
I should put you in the crime section!
A load of tat glued together
Deal with complaints effectively
I could rustle up a Morris Dancer?
I thought this was a slam dunk?
I wonder why he didn’t buy any undercoat?
Oh, no, not you.
It’s not the age it’s the mileage right?!
He just wants the tie
Milan? Why is it in Milan?
The five monsters of customer service
The power of behaviour
Why are you curled up in a ball?
Don’t blame me, mate. You bought it.
My cousin Beryl bought one like this
A fight before breakfast
Bonjorno, Cheese Man
Whatever it is, it has my full support
Do you recall what I said about recall questions?
Could you be any more guilty?
Oh you’re legendary all right…
But is it comfy?
I remember a couple buying the very same bed
Who sold you this then?
That’s your customer service voice is it?